Description

Astrochimp, also known as “Astro Chimp,” is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa) born from the potent pairing of Gorilla Glue #4 and Alien Rift #6. Designed for late-night wind-downs or lazy weekends, this strain delivers a calming, cerebral high that slowly builds before washing over the entire body.

The effects begin subtly, with a light haze and uplifted mental clarity that gently elevates your mood and wipes away stress. As the high deepens, a wave of relaxation spreads from head to toe, easing tension, dulling discomfort, and often gluing you to the couch in a state of warm, tranquil bliss.

Depending on the batch, Astrochimp can range from 16–35.67% THC with up to 1% CBD, making it a versatile option for both casual users and heavy hitters. It’s commonly used to manage chronic stress, anxiety, depression, PTSD, and headaches or migraines.

Expect a sour tropical pineapple flavor on the inhale, with a lightly spicy citrus exhale. The aroma is loud and layered—pungent orange, tropical fruits, and spicy pine dominate the nose. Buds are triangle-shaped, forest green, and covered in thick orange hairs and amber crystal trichomes, giving them a frosty, eye-catching finish.

Astrochimp is your go-to when you need to unplug, reset, and float far from the noise.