Description

First Class Funk is a potent, funk-forward hybrid strain offered in Cali brick-style format, enhancing flavor, terpene preservation, and long-lasting potency. This cultivar stands out for its deep, musky aroma layered with gas and garlic, and its powerful effects that bring together cerebral heaviness with total physical relaxation.

Bred from GMO and Jet Fuel Gelato, First Class Funk inherits both pungent flavor and high potency, often testing near the top end of THC ranges. The buds are dense and sticky, tightly pressed into bricks that lock in resin and aroma. The smoke is robust and savory, delivering intense flavor and fast-hitting results.

A top choice for evening use, this strain is suited for those looking to slow down, zone out, or decompress deeply. Whether you’re a connoisseur or a high-tolerance user, First Class Funk lives up to its name in both aroma and effect.

Strain Overview

Type:
Indica-leaning hybrid (approx. 70% Indica / 30% Sativa)

Lineage:
GMO × Jet Fuel Gelato

THC Content:
26–31%, extremely potent

Format:
Cali Brick – pressed flower for extended shelf life and terpene lock-in

Bud Quality:
Thick, oily buds with high trichome density and overwhelming aroma

Aroma & Flavor

Aroma:

• Garlic and gas

• Sour funk

• Earthy herbal spice

Flavor:

• Pungent fuel on the inhale

• Savory garlic and creamy kush mid-notes

• Long-lasting funky finish

Effects

First Class Funk hits hard and fast, starting with a heady cerebral pressure that softens into mental fog and full-body sedation. It slows thoughts, relieves tension, and invites calm in both mind and body — often leading to couch-lock or nap mode.

Expected Effects:

• Deep mental relaxation

• Full-body heaviness

• Stress and anxiety reduction

• Mild couch-lock

Ideal For

• Evening or night use

• High-tolerance users

• Chronic stress and tension relief

• Smokers who prefer strong flavor and funk-forward profiles