Description

🌱 Genetics & Origins

Dr. Funk is an indica‑dominant hybrid (roughly 80% indica / 20% sativa).
Parents:

• DJ Short Blueberry – brings in the sweet, fruity essence

• Bubba Kush – adds a rich, earthy, body‑relaxing backbone

🧪 Appearance & Aroma

• Buds are dense, tight, popcorn‑shaped, deep forest green with vibrant orange hairs

• Trichome coverage is heavy — frosty, sticky, and crystal‑coated

• Smell: Sweet blueberry upfront, earthy, pungent, and lightly cheesy

• Taste: Blueberry, berry sweetness, sharp earthy on the exhale, with subtle cheese or pine notest

🌡️ Potency & Terpenes

• THC typically 16–23.5%, averaging around 20%, with some testers up to 23.5%

• CBD is minimal (~0–0.05%) – not ideal if you’re seeking CBD benefits

• Key terpenes:

  • Myrcene – earthy, sedative

  • Caryophyllene – spicy, anti‑inflammatory

  • Pinene – pine, alertness

  • Humulene, Limonene in smaller amounts

🧠 Effects & Experience

Onset

• Cerebral uplift: starts euphoric, mentally buzzing, possibly creative or giggly

• Some users report an aphrodisiac mood with enhanced sensory perception

Peak

• Gradual slide into body relaxation – tingly, soothing, with potential couch‑lock but not overwhelming sedation

• Common side‑effects: dry mouth/eyes, occasional headache; clear eyes and hydration help

Overall vibe

• Euphoric, aroused, tingly, happy, creative, sleepy, relaxed

💊 Medical Uses

Why people choose Dr. Funk:

• ✅ Stress & anxiety relief

• ✅ Insomnia aid due to sedative bloom

• ✅ Pain management: chronic pain, arthritis, migraines, headaches

• ✅ Appetite stimulation (strong munchies-upswing)

• ✅ Depression relief: mood lift and introspection

🌾 Cultivation Tips

• Flowering: 8–9 weeks indoors; harvest outdoors in late September–early

• Yields: ~12–14 oz/m² (indoor), ~14 oz+ per plant (outdoor)

• Grow style: compact, sturdy plants suited for SOG/SCROG; needs moderate experience, moderate climate

• Appearance: buds may show purple hues in cooler

🎇 Summary Table

🎭 User Voices

“Dr. Funk … fruity and earthy sharpness … euphoria … couch‑lock… munchies… introspection… sedation.”
“Smell: solid GMO funk… Taste: garlic, earthy exhale… whole body relaxation and a stupid grin…

🎉 In Short

✅ Best for: winding down after a long day, soothing physical tension, deep chill sessions, or an intimate evening
⚠️ Watch out: high THC; hydrate well; may induce drowsiness and couch-lock