Hot Green Gold Rush 16 OZ $1,400 β€” Uper Weed

Hot Green Gold Rush 16 OZ $1,400

4.6 (5 reviews)

Build your perfect pound by selecting any four premium quarter-pound options from our curated collection of elite strains, each featuring potency levels above 33% THC and complimentary bonus product. This mix and match format delivers unmatched flexibility and exceptional value for discerning consum

$1,400.00

Select 4 products below — one of each:

Tuna Breath Quarter Pound ( 4 Oz ) +1🎁
Blue Fin Tuna Kush Quarter Pound ( 4 Oz ) + 1 🎁
White OG Quarter Pound ( 4Oz ) + 1 🎁
Jamaican Funk Quarter Pound ( 4Oz ) + 1 🎁
GAS Tanker Quarter Pound ( 4 Oz ) + 7 grams FREE 🎁
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The 16 Oz Curated Mix & Match Selection represents the ultimate in personalized bulk cannabis purchasing, allowing you to handpick four quarter-pound options from our premium strain collection. This carefully curated lineup features only the highest-quality genetics, including the sedative powerhouse Blue Fin Tuna Kush at 34.15% THC, the balanced cerebral-and-body effects of Jamaican Funk at 34.78% THC, and the sleep-inducing award-winner White OG with 33.17%+ THC. Each selection showcases distinct terpene profiles and cannabinoid ratios, ensuring you can tailor your collection to match your lifestyle and consumption preferences.

Beyond the premium genetics and exceptional potency, every quarter-pound selection includes bonus product that enhances the overall value proposition. Whether you choose four different strains to experience the full spectrum of effects and flavours or stock up on multiples of your preferred variety, the flexibility is entirely yours. From the heavy diesel aromatics of GAS Tanker to the tropical citrus funk of Jamaican Funk and the classic OG lemon-pine notes of White OG, this collection covers the complete flavour range.

This mix and match format is perfect for consumers who appreciate variety, bulk buyers seeking maximum value, and anyone who demands consistent quality across different times of day and desired effects. With indica-dominant options for nighttime relief, balanced hybrids for all-day enjoyment, and premium Cali brick formats throughout, this curated selection delivers comprehensive cannabis coverage at an exceptional price point.
Why is Tuna Breath so pungent compared to other strains?

Tuna Breath carries an exceptionally high terpene concentration, particularly myrcene and caryophyllene, which create that signature diesel-skunk aroma. The Cali brick compression format also helps preserve volatile terpenes that might otherwise dissipate, resulting in an intensely aromatic product. The 'Tuna' lineage is known for oceanic, fishy-fuel notes that some love and others find overwhelming, so proper storage is essential.

What makes the Cali brick format different from regular buds?

Cali brick compression is a traditional West Coast method where premium flower is carefully pressed into dense, compact blocks. This format locks in terpenes and cannabinoids while reducing air exposure, maintaining freshness during transport and storage. When you break apart the brick, the buds spring back and release concentrated aromas. It's not shake or trim, it's full premium flower in a space-efficient, terpene-preserving format.

What makes Blue Fin Tuna Kush different from regular Tuna Kush?

Blue Fin Tuna Kush is a hybrid cross between Tuna Kush and Blueberry, whereas regular Tuna Kush is typically a straight indica. The Blueberry genetics add sweet, fruity notes to the classic oceanic diesel funk of Tuna Kush, creating a more complex flavour profile. Blue Fin also tends to have slightly more balanced effects with a subtle cerebral uplift before the heavy body sedation kicks in, thanks to its 40% sativa lineage.

Is 34.15% THC too strong for me?

Blue Fin Tuna Kush is definitely a high-potency strain best suited for experienced cannabis users or medical patients with high tolerance. If you're new to cannabis or have low tolerance, start with a very small amount (1-2 small puffs) and wait 15-20 minutes to assess effects. You can always consume more, but you can't undo overconsumption. Consider trying a lower-THC strain first if you're concerned about intensity.

Why did White OG win the Cannabis Cup twice?

White OG claimed overall prizes at the 2010 and 2014 Cannabis Cup due to its exceptional combination of ultra-high THC content (24%+), superior trichome production, classic OG flavour profile, and powerfully effective indica effects. Judges recognized it as a perfectly balanced expression of premium cannabis genetics with consistent quality and potency that sets the standard for OG hybrids.

How strong is White OG compared to other strains?

White OG is considered very strong, even for experienced users. With 24%+ THC, it's significantly more potent than average strains (which typically range 15-18% THC). The effects are described as hitting hard and fast with a heavy cerebral impact followed by deep sedation. Many experienced users report that White OG is one of the stronger strains they've encountered, making it unsuitable for beginners or daytime use.

What makes Jamaican Funk different from other hybrid strains?

Jamaican Funk stands out with its unique combination of Jamaican Lamb's Bread and Fruit by the Funk genetics, creating a truly balanced 50/50 hybrid experience. Unlike many hybrids that lean one way or another, this strain delivers energizing mental clarity alongside deep physical relaxation. The exceptionally high 34.78% THC content and distinctive tropical citrus funk aroma profile make it a premium choice for experienced consumers.

Will Jamaican Funk make me tired or keep me energized?

Jamaican Funk offers the best of both worlds. It provides an uplifting cerebral energy that keeps you focused and happy, while simultaneously delivering a soothing body relaxation that doesn't lead to couch-lock. This makes it versatile for daytime or early evening use when you want to stay functional and social while feeling deeply relaxed. The energizing effects tend to dominate initially, with relaxation becoming more prominent as the high develops.

What makes GAS Tanker different from other indica strains?

GAS Tanker stands out with its unique combination of mental clarity and physical relaxation. Unlike many heavy indicas that immediately sedate, this strain provides a 15-20 minute window of uplifted, focused energy before the deep body relaxation sets in. The distinctive diesel and sour citrus flavour profile is also much more pronounced than typical indica strains, making it a favourite for those who appreciate bold, gassy aromatics.

Is 32% THC too strong for someone with moderate tolerance?

With moderate tolerance, you can absolutely enjoy GAS Tanker by adjusting your dosage. Start with just 1-2 small inhales and wait 15 minutes to assess the effects. The key is respecting the potency and not consuming your usual amount right away. Many moderate users find that half their normal dose provides excellent effects with this high-THC strain. You can always consume more, but you can't consume less once it's in your system.

4.6 out of 5 (5 reviews)
Marcus T. Sep 02, 2026

This mix and match is absolutely worth it for the quality you're getting. The Tuna Breath and Blue Fin are both heavy hitters with amazing nose on them, and the free gifts are a nice touch. Been buying bulk for years and this is some of the best value I've found.

Jennifer K. Sep 02, 2026

My partner and I went in on this together and we're both extremely happy with the selection. Every strain has its own distinct profile and the White OG is probably the smoothest smoke I've had in months. Fast shipping too!

Derek M. Sep 02, 2026

Really solid deal overall but I wish there was more variety in the strain types since some of these are pretty similar. That said, the quality is definitely premium and the GAS Tanker lives up to its name.

Alicia R. Sep 02, 2026

Finally found a bulk option that doesn't sacrifice quality for price. The Jamaican Funk has this incredible tropical funk smell that fills the whole room, and everything arrived perfectly fresh in proper packaging.

Tony B. Sep 02, 2026

Great product and the bonuses are generous, though $1400 is still a chunk of change. The potency across all five strains is consistent and I appreciate being able to stock up with variety instead of committing to one strain.

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