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Stoner Patch - THC Syrup 1000mg

Name: Stoner Patch - THC Syrup 1000mg
Brand: Uper Weed Wholesale
SKU: UW-2157
Availability: InStock

★★★★★ 5.0 • 4 reviews

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Description

Premium cannabis-infused syrup with 1000mg THC, precise dosing measurements, and bold fruity flavours for a customizable experience.

Effects

Relaxed

Happy

Euphoric

Uplifted

Sleepy

Terpene Profile

Myrcene

Limonene

Caryophyllene

Key Highlights

1000mg

Total THC Content

Lab-tested potency with 1000mg of premium THC per bottle for reliable, consistent effects

60mg/5ml

Precise Dosing

Engraved measurements allow accurate 60mg doses per 5ml serving for complete control

84ml

Bottle Size

Generous 84ml bottle provides approximately 14 servings at recommended dosage

Fruit-Based

Premium Formula

Made with real fruit juice for authentic, delicious flavour that masks cannabis taste

Lab-Tested

Quality Assured

Third-party labouratory tested for potency, purity, and safety standards

Description

A Revolutionary Cannabis Beverage Experience

Stoner Patch THC Syrup transforms the way you enjoy cannabis with a sophisticated liquid format that combines convenience, precision, and incredible taste. This isn't just another edible: it's a versatile syrup that opens up endless possibilities for consumption, whether you prefer to sip it straight, mix it into your favourite beverage, or drizzle it over desserts.

The Flavour Journey

From the first taste, you'll be greeted by an explosion of authentic fruit flavours that dance across your palate. The syrup delivers a complex sweetness that balances perfectly with subtle tangy notes, creating a refreshing profile that masks any cannabis taste. Each sip offers a smooth, viscous texture that coats your mouth with pure fruity goodness, making the experience as enjoyable as it is effective.

Precision Meets Pleasure

What sets this syrup apart is the thoughtful design that puts you in complete control. The engraved measurement markers on the bottle aren't just convenient, they're essential for crafting your perfect experience. Whether you're looking for a gentle lift or a powerful journey, you can dial in exactly what you need with confidence.

Versatility Redefined

Mix it into lemonade for a summer refresher, add it to cocktails for an elevated evening, blend it into smoothies for a morning boost, or simply enjoy it straight from the bottle. The syrup format means you can get creative with how you consume, making it perfect for both solo sessions and social gatherings. It's discreet, portable, and ready whenever you are.

The Ultimate Cannabis Companion

This isn't just about potency, it's about experiencing cannabis in a whole new way. The liquid format allows for faster onset compared to traditional edibles, while the fruity base makes every dose something to look forward to. Whether you're a seasoned enthusiast or exploring cannabis beverages for the first time, Stoner Patch THC Syrup offers an unmatched combination of flavour, flexibility, and precision that will redefine your expectations.

Specifications

Product Format

Liquid Cannabis Syrup

Total Volume

84ml per bottle

THC per Bottle

1000mg lab-tested

THC per 5ml

60mg

Base Formula

Fruit juice infusion

Bottle Design

Engraved measurement markers

Serving Size

5ml (recommended)

Servings per Bottle

Approximately 14

Onset Time

30-90 minutes

Duration

4-8 hours

Usage & Safety

Usage Instructions

Recommended Starting Dose: Begin with 5ml (60mg THC) if experienced, or 2.5ml (30mg THC) for moderate tolerance. New users should start with 1ml (12mg THC) and wait at least 90 minutes before consuming more.

Consumption Methods: Drink directly from the bottle using measurement markers, mix into beverages (juice, soda, cocktails), add to food items, or drizzle over desserts. Shake well before each use.

Timing: Effects typically begin within 30-90 minutes and can last 4-8 hours. Consume on an empty stomach for faster onset, or with food to moderate intensity.

Storage: Keep refrigerated after opening. Store upright in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight. Use within 60 days of opening for best quality.

Ingredients

Fruit juice concentrate, cane sugar, distilled water, cannabis extract (THC distillate), natural flavours, citric acid, potassium sorbate (preservative), sodium benzoate (preservative), food colouring

Warnings

FOR ADULT USE ONLY: Must be 19+ years of age
HIGH POTENCY: Contains 1000mg THC - start with low doses
Do not operate vehicles or machinery after consumption
Effects can take 30-90 minutes to onset - do not re-dose prematurely
Keep out of reach of children and pets
Refrigerate after opening and consume within 60 days
Not recommended during pregnancy or while breastfeeding
May cause drowsiness, dizziness, or impaired coordination
Consult a healthcare provider if taking medications
Do not mix with alcohol or other substances

FAQ (5)

How should I dose Stoner Patch THC Syrup if I'm new to edibles?

If you're new to cannabis edibles, start with just 1ml (12mg THC) and wait at least 90-120 minutes to assess effects. The engraved measurements on the bottle make it easy to measure precisely. You can gradually increase by 1ml increments in future sessions until you find your ideal dose. Remember that liquid edibles can have faster onset than solid edibles, but effects still take time to build.

Can I mix this syrup with other drinks or does it need to be consumed straight?

Absolutely! Stoner Patch THC Syrup is incredibly versatile. Mix it into lemonade, iced tea, cocktails, smoothies, or any beverage of your choice. You can also add it to food items or drizzle it over ice cream and desserts. The fruity flavour complements most drinks beautifully. Just shake the bottle well before pouring and stir thoroughly into your chosen beverage for even distribution.

How long will one bottle last and how should I store it?

Each 84ml bottle contains approximately 14 servings at the recommended 5ml dose (60mg THC). For moderate users taking 5ml doses, one bottle provides about two weeks of use. After opening, refrigerate the syrup and consume within 60 days for optimal freshness and potency. Store upright in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight when not refrigerated.

How long do the effects last compared to smoking or vaping?

Effects from Stoner Patch THC Syrup typically last much longer than smoking or vaping, usually 4-8 hours depending on your dose, tolerance, and metabolism. Onset is 30-90 minutes, which is faster than many solid edibles but slower than inhalation methods. The extended duration makes it ideal for sustained relief or longer recreational experiences, but plan accordingly and avoid driving or operating machinery.

Is this syrup suitable for medical cannabis users?

Yes, many medical cannabis patients appreciate the precise dosing capability and long-lasting effects of THC syrup. The measured bottle allows you to maintain consistent therapeutic doses, and the liquid format may be easier to consume than smoking for patients with respiratory concerns. However, always consult with your healthcare provider about appropriate dosing for your specific medical needs and ensure this product is suitable for your treatment plan.

Reviews (4)

5.0

★★★★★

4 reviews

Rajesh P.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

This syrup is a game changer! I mix 5ml into my evening tea and it helps me unwind perfectly after long shifts. The fruity taste is surprisingly good and completely masks any cannabis flavour. The measurement markers are incredibly helpful for consistent dosing. Been using it for three weeks now and the effects are reliable every time. Highly recommend for anyone looking for a smoke-free option.

Elena K.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

Really enjoying this product! The flavour is great mixed with lemonade, and I love being able to control my dose precisely. Only giving 4 stars because the onset time can vary quite a bit (anywhere from 45 minutes to almost 2 hours for me), so you need to be patient. Once it kicks in though, the effects are smooth and last for hours. Great value for the potency.

Fatima A.

★★★★★

Absolutely love this! As someone who can't smoke due to asthma, this syrup has been perfect for me. I use 3ml doses mixed into sparkling water and it gives me exactly the relaxation I'm looking for. The engraved measurements make it foolproof, and I really appreciate how long the effects last compared to other methods. The fruity taste is a bonus. Storing it in the fridge keeps it fresh for weeks.

Kenji W.

★★★★★

Solid product with great potency. I've been using it for about a month now, usually 5ml before bed for sleep. The flavour is pleasant and not overly sweet. My only minor complaint is that sometimes the syrup settles a bit, so you really need to shake it well before pouring. Effects are consistent and help me sleep through the night. Good alternative to smoking and the dosing control is excellent.