METEORITE CRASH: AAAAA+ Twin MEGA DEAL [4oz: $480 | 8oz:$850 | 16oz:$1600 ]

Name: METEORITE CRASH: AAAAA+ Twin MEGA DEAL [4oz: $480 | 8oz:$850 | 16oz:$1600 ]
Brand: Uper Weed Wholesale
SKU: UW-2548
Availability: InStock

★★★★★ 5.0 • 5 reviews

Indica New Arrival Premium

AAAAA+ Craft Cannabis Bulk Weed Cali Bricks Gas Strains High THC Indica Pink & Exotic Strains Wholesale Weed

$480.00 — $1,600.00

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Description

Crash into 34% THC with a premium AAAAA+ twin deal! Get rock-hard, crystal-blanketed nuggets of Brain Freeze & Alien Candy starting at $480. Ultimate nighttime sedation for expert users.

Effects

Relaxed

Sleepy

Hungry

Calm

Terpene Profile

Myrcene

Limonene

Caryophyllene

Key Highlights

4–16 OZ Options

Package Size

Available in quarter-pound, half-pound and full-pound options

2 AAAAA+ Strains

Strain Selection

Includes Brain Freeze & Alien Candy

34%+ THC

Potency

Ultra-high-potency pairing with both selections listed above 34% THC

Two Distinct Flavor Profiles

Flavor Variety

Cool berry-mint and pine contrasted by sweet candy, strawberry, citrus and diesel

Nighttime Selection

Experience

Both Indicas are positioned primarily for experienced consumers seeking deep evening relaxation

Description

🔥 METEORITE CRASH: AAAAA+ 34% THC Twin MEGA DEAL [4oz:$480 | 8oz:$850 | 16oz:$1600]

Prepare for impact with our most potent bulk bundle yet. The Meteorite Crash twin deal groups two of Uper Weed's absolute highest-testing, ultra-premium AAAAA+ Indicas into one heavy-hitting package. Testing at an astronomical ~34% THC, this exclusive mix matches pure, sedating muscle relaxation with two entirely distinct, elite terpene expressions:

Brain Freeze (AAAAA+ Indica — 34.18% THC): An ultra-premium craft powerhouse featuring dense forest-green nuggets caked in an ice-like layer of crystalline white trichomes. It lets off a pungent explosion of cool mint, sweet sour berries, and fresh pine with deep earthy fuel undertones. Delivering an exceptionally strong, sedating couch-lock profile, it instantly freezes racing thoughts and melts away bodily stress.
Alien Candy (AAAAA+ Indica — 34.26% THC): A cosmic cross of Sour Bubble and Tahoe Alien that stands out with its frosty green and purple compact structures. It targets flavor connoisseurs with a naturally sugary sweet candy, strawberry, and citrus profile balanced by a pungent diesel-gas finish. Expect an immediate euphoric head rush that quickly transitions into a heavy cosmic blanket of complete physical sedation.

Why this is the ultimate standout deal:

This package is specially engineered for seasoned, high-tolerance consumers looking to lock in elite top-shelf craft flower at unbeatable wholesale numbers. Both selections offer breathtaking bag appeal, immaculate cures, and zero mental fog—delivering pure, unadulterated nighttime bliss and total mind-and-body tranquility.

Specifications

Deal Name

Meteorite Crash: AAAAA+ THC Twin Mega Deal

Available Sizes

4 oz / 8 oz / 16 oz

Available Sizes

4 oz / 8 oz / 16 oz

Included Strains

Brain Freeze & Alien Candy

Selection Type

AAAAA+ Ultra-Premium Twin-Strain Flower Deal

Strain Type

Indica

Brain Freeze THC

34.18%

Alien Candy THC

34.26%

Alien Candy Genetics

Sour Bubble × Tahoe Alien

Quality Grade

AAAAA+ Ultra-Premium Craft

Flower Profile

Dense, compact and heavily frosted buds with prominent crystalline trichome coverage

Brain Freeze Aroma & Flavor

Cool mint, sweet-sour berries, fresh pine and earthy fuel

Alien Candy Aroma & Flavor

Sugary candy, strawberry, citrus and pungent diesel-gas

Dominant Terpenes

Myrcene, Limonene & Caryophyllene

Effects

Relaxed, Sleepy, Hungry & Calm across the bundle

Best Time to Use

Evening or nighttime

Storage

Store each strain separately in airtight containers in a cool, dark and dry environment

Usage & Safety

Usage Instructions

Choose between Brain Freeze and Alien Candy according to your preferred flavor profile. Both are exceptionally high-potency Indicas intended primarily for experienced, high-tolerance consumers. Brain Freeze is listed at 34.18% THC and emphasizes heavy physical relaxation, while Alien Candy, at 34.26% THC, is described as beginning with a euphoric head effect before transitioning toward stronger physical sedation. Start with a very small amount and allow sufficient time to assess the effects before consuming more. For bulk storage, keep Brain Freeze and Alien Candy separately in airtight containers away from excessive heat, direct sunlight and moisture. This helps maintain freshness while preserving their distinctly different berry-mint and candy-diesel aromatic profiles.

Ingredients

100% cannabis flower. Included strains: Brain Freeze & Alien Candy.

Warnings

For legal-age adult use only.
Very high-potency cannabis — start low and go slow.
Both strains exceed 34% listed THC and are positioned primarily for experienced consumers.
Do not drive, operate vehicles, or use heavy machinery while impaired.
Strong sedation and drowsiness may occur, particularly with larger amounts.
May cause dry mouth, dizziness, anxiety, increased appetite, red eyes or other unwanted effects.
Individual effects may differ between Brain Freeze and Alien Candy.
Keep securely stored and out of reach of children and pets.
Avoid combining cannabis with alcohol or other intoxicating substances.
Cannabis use during pregnancy or breastfeeding is not recommended; consult a healthcare professional regarding medications or relevant health conditions.

FAQ (5)

What strains are included in the Meteorite Crash AAAAA+ THC Twin Mega Deal?

This twin-strain package combines Brain Freeze and Alien Candy. The two-strain setup is designed to provide contrasting aroma and flavor profiles, with Brain Freeze leaning toward cool berry, mint, pine and fuel notes while Alien Candy takes a sweeter candy-forward direction.

What sizes are available for the Meteorite Crash deal?

The deal is offered in 4oz, 8oz, and 16oz options, making it possible to choose between quarter-pound, half-pound and full-pound quantities depending on the selection shown on the product page.

What is the main difference between Brain Freeze and Alien Candy?

Brain Freeze provides the cooler, earthier side of the pairing, with berry, mint, pine and fuel characteristics. Alien Candy provides the sweeter contrast, emphasizing sugary candy and fruity notes alongside a stronger gas finish. This gives the package two noticeably different profiles rather than two very similar selections.

When is the best time to use the strains in this deal?

Both selections are positioned as potent flower, so they may be better suited to consumers who already understand their THC tolerance. Individual effects vary, but heavier cannabis products are commonly reserved for later-day or evening use when impairment will not interfere with driving, work or other responsibilities.

How should I store Brain Freeze and Alien Candy?

Store Brain Freeze and Alien Candy separately in airtight containers in a cool, dark and dry environment. Keeping them separated helps preserve their individual aroma and flavor profiles while reducing exposure to excessive heat, light, air and moisture.

Reviews (5)

5.0

★★★★★

5 reviews

Troy B.

★★★★★

Brain Freeze and Alien Candy couldn't smell more different sitting next to each other. Brain Freeze had that cooler berry and pine character with some fuel underneath, while Alien Candy was much sweeter right out of the container. I originally expected Brain Freeze to be my favorite, but I kept going back to Alien Candy for the flavor.

Isaiah Monroe

★★★★★

The contrast between these two is what makes the bundle work. Brain Freeze has a sharper, earthier profile that really stands out, then Alien Candy completely changes direction with its sweeter candy-like nose. I kept both in separate jars and they stayed noticeably different from beginning to end.

Wesley G.

★★★★★

Brain Freeze was the winner for me personally. I really liked the berry and pine combination, especially with that heavier fuel note behind it. Alien Candy was sweeter than what I normally choose, but I can see why people who like candy strains would prefer it. Nice pairing because neither one feels redundant.

Logan P

★★★★★

Alien Candy surprised me as soon as I opened it. Very sweet aroma at first, but there was still enough gas underneath to keep it interesting. Brain Freeze had a totally different personality—more earthy, cool and piney. Having both makes this much more enjoyable than buying the same profile in a larger amount.

Anthony DeLuca

★★★★★

I wanted two strains that were actually different and that's exactly what I got here. Brain Freeze had the louder pine and fuel character in my experience, while Alien Candy brought the sweet side of the rotation. Depending on what flavor I'm in the mood for, there's a reason to reach for either jar.