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Pie Hoe

Name: Pie Hoe
SKU: UW-597
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

★★★★★ 4.8 • 5 reviews

Indica 🔬 Lab Tested THC 32.00% CBD 0.30% Staff Pick Premium

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$450.00

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Description

Powerful indica-dominant hybrid with 32% THC, delivering rich grape and berry flavours with deep sedation for sleep and pain relief.

Effects

Relaxed Happy Euphoric Sleepy Calm

Terpene Profile

Myrcene

Limonene

Caryophyllene

Key Highlights

32.0%

THC Content

Exceptionally high potency for experienced users seeking powerful effects

60/40

Indica/Sativa Ratio

Indica-dominant hybrid offering deep body relaxation with mild cerebral effects

Grape Pie x Tahoe OG

Elite Genetics

Premium crossbreed combining dessert flavours with OG power

Berry Grape Diesel

Flavour Profile

Rich, complex taste with sweet fruit notes and pungent fuel finish

Night Time

Best Use

Ideal for evening relaxation, pain relief, and promoting restful sleep

Description

Premium Indica Experience

Pie Hoe delivers an unforgettable cannabis experience that begins the moment you break open the dense, trichome-frosted buds. The aroma alone tells the story: rich grape notes mingling with diesel undertones, accented by subtle spice and sweet cookie-like hints that make your mouth water in anticipation.

A Flavour Journey Like No Dessert

The first inhale reveals layers of complexity that unfold beautifully. Herbal berries dance across your palate, followed by the unmistakable sweetness of ripe Concord grapes. As you exhale, a nutty diesel finish emerges, smooth and lingering, leaving behind that signature grape-fuel character that keeps you coming back for more. This is dessert cannabis at its finest, offering a sweet indulgence without overwhelming your senses.

The Pie Hoe High

What sets Pie Hoe apart is how gracefully it transitions you into deep relaxation. Unlike some heavy indicas that hit like a sledgehammer, this strain begins with a gentle cerebral warmth that eases tension from your mind. Within minutes, that warmth cascades down through your shoulders, back, and limbs, melting away the day's stress and physical discomfort. As the high deepens, you'll find yourself sinking into blissful calm, your body fully at ease while your mind drifts peacefully.

This is the strain you reach for when the world has been too much, when your body aches from a long day, or when sleep has been elusive. Pie Hoe doesn't just help you relax; it guides you into a state of complete tranquility that makes rest inevitable and deeply restorative.

Crafted for Connoisseurs

The visual appeal of Pie Hoe matches its exceptional effects. Each nug showcases the careful cultivation behind this premium flower: forest green calyxes bursting with vibrant orange pistils, all enveloped in a thick blanket of amber trichomes that shimmer under light. These aren't just beautiful buds; they're a testament to quality genetics and expert growing practices.

Whether you're an experienced consumer seeking powerful relief or a cannabis enthusiast who appreciates complex flavour profiles and heavy-hitting effects, Pie Hoe stands ready to exceed your expectations. This is top-shelf cannabis that delivers on every promise.

Specifications

Genetics

Grape Pie x Tahoe OG

Indica/Sativa Ratio

60% Indica / 40% Sativa

Dominant Terpenes

Myrcene, Caryophylophene, Limonene

Bud Structure

Dense, grape-shaped nugs with thick trichome coverage

Trim Quality

Hand-trimmed, premium craft quality

Aroma

Dank berry diesel with spice and dessert notes

Recommended Experience Level

Intermediate to Advanced

Usage & Safety

Usage Instructions

Start with a small amount (0.1-0.25g) to assess tolerance, especially if new to high-THC strains. Best consumed in the evening or before bed due to strong sedative effects. Can be smoked in a pipe, bong, or joint, or vapourized at 175-190°C (347-374°F) for optimal terpene preservation. Allow 5-15 minutes to feel full effects before consuming more. Not recommended for daytime use or situations requiring alertness.

Ingredients

100% Cannabis Flower (Pie Hoe strain)

Warnings

High THC content (32%). Not suitable for beginners or those sensitive to THC.
May cause strong sedation, drowsiness, and impaired coordination. Do not drive or operate machinery.
May increase appetite significantly. Have snacks prepared if needed.
Can cause dry mouth and dry eyes. Stay hydrated.
May intensify anxiety or paranoia in susceptible individuals. Use in a comfortable setting.
Keep out of reach of children and pets.
For adult use only (19+ or 18+ depending on province).
Consult a healthcare provider if pregnant, nursing, or have underlying health conditions.

FAQ (5)

Is Pie Hoe suitable for beginners?

No, Pie Hoe is not recommended for beginners due to its extremely high THC content of 32%. This is a potent strain best suited for experienced cannabis users who are familiar with high-THC products. New users should start with strains containing 15-20% THC or less.

What time of day is best for using Pie Hoe?

Pie Hoe is best consumed in the evening or at night. Its strong indica-dominant effects produce deep sedation and body relaxation that can make you sleepy and less productive. It's ideal for unwinding after a long day, managing evening pain, or promoting sleep, but not suitable for daytime activities requiring alertness.

How does Pie Hoe compare to other indica strains?

Pie Hoe stands out among indica strains due to its exceptional 32% THC potency and unique flavour profile combining sweet grape and berry notes with diesel undertones. Compared to typical indicas, it offers more pronounced sedation and longer-lasting effects. The Grape Pie x Tahoe OG genetics provide both dessert-like taste and powerful OG relaxation.

Will Pie Hoe help with chronic pain and insomnia?

Yes, Pie Hoe is highly effective for managing chronic pain, inflammation, and insomnia. The high THC content and indica-dominant profile provide strong analgesic and sedative properties. Many users report significant relief from muscle tension, body aches, and difficulty sleeping. However, consult with a healthcare provider for medical advice specific to your condition.

How should I store Pie Hoe to maintain freshness?

Store Pie Hoe in an airtight container (glass mason jars work best) in a cool, dark, and dry place away from direct sunlight, heat, and moisture. Ideal storage temperature is 15-21°C (60-70°F). Proper storage preserves the terpene profile, potency, and flavour for several months. Avoid plastic bags for long-term storage as they can degrade trichomes.

Reviews (5)

4.8

★★★★★

5 reviews

Rajesh K.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

Absolutely knocked my socks off! I've been smoking for over a decade and this is easily top 3 strains I've ever had. The grape flavour is so pronounced and authentic, not artificial at all. Helped my chronic back pain better than any prescription I've tried. Puts me to sleep within an hour every time. Worth every penny.

Fatima A.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

Perfect evening strain. I suffer from insomnia and anxiety, and Pie Hoe has been a game changer. Two small hits and within 30 minutes I'm relaxed, calm, and ready for bed. The taste is incredible, like sweet grapes with a little spice. Buds were super fresh and sticky. UPer Weed delivery was fast too. Highly recommend!

Marcus T.

Verified Purchase

★★★★☆

Really strong stuff, no joke. I consider myself experienced but this one caught me off guard. The high is heavy and sedating, exactly as described. Flavour is rich and complex, very enjoyable. Only reason I'm giving 4 stars instead of 5 is because it's almost TOO strong for casual use. Save it for nights when you have nothing to do. Quality is excellent though.

Yuki M.

★★★★★

Best indica I've purchased from UPer Weed. The buds are beautiful, covered in crystals and super dense. Aroma fills the room as soon as you open the bag. Effects are powerful but smooth, starts in the head then melts into full body relaxation. Great for pain relief and winding down. The 28g option is great value for the quality you're getting.

Diego R.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

32% THC is no exaggeration. This hits HARD. Flavour profile is unique, definitely get the grape and berry notes with that gassy diesel finish. Couch-lock is real with this one. I use it for chronic pain and inflammation from an old sports injury and it works better than anything else I've tried. Be prepared to melt into your couch and not move for a few hours. Love it.