PSYCHEDELIC VAULT OVERLOAD: Elite Tri-Strain MEGA DEAL [3 Pounds (1344g) / $3000]

Name: PSYCHEDELIC VAULT OVERLOAD: Elite Tri-Strain MEGA DEAL [3 Pounds (1344g) / $3000]
Brand: Uper Weed Wholesale
SKU: UW-2547
Availability: InStock

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Description

Overload your stash with 3 lbs of elite, 32% THC strains (Cream 47, Blue Cookies, & Pineapple Muffin) for $3000! A premium psychedelic vault of balanced hybrids and hard-hitting indicas.

Effects

Relaxed

Happy

Euphoric

Creative

Sleepy

Hungry

Terpene Profile

Myrcene

Limonene

Caryophyllene

Key Highlights

48 OZ / 1,344G

Package Size

Massive three-pound bulk package featuring three distinct premium flower selections

3 Elite Strains

Strain Selection

Includes Cream 47, Blue Cookies & Pineapple Muffin

31.91%–32.00% THC

Potency Range

Consistently high-potency collection with all three strains listed around 32% THC

Dessert & Fruit Profiles

Flavor Variety

Vanilla candy, blueberries, cookie dough, tropical pineapple and warm bakery notes

Day-to-Night Variety

Experience

Balanced daytime creativity through deep evening relaxation depending on strain

Description

🔥 PSYCHEDELIC VAULT OVERLOAD: Elite Tri-Strain MEGA DEAL [3 Pounds • 48 Oz • 1344g]

Unlock the ultimate stash with a massive 3 lbs (1344g) bulk combination of three of Uper Weed's most premium, high-potency strains for an exclusive wholesale price of $3000. Carefully selected to deliver mind-bending terpene profiles and elite bag appeal, this mega deal offers a versatile vault of day-to-night options:

Cream 47 (Balanced Hybrid — 31.98% THC): A perfectly split 50/50 hybrid that stands out with oversized conical forest-green buds heavily frosted in white trichomes. It hits the palate with a luxurious sweet vanilla candy flavor and earthy herbal sage notes. It delivers a fast, very strong cerebral rush of creative energy, making it an exceptional daytime choice to sharpen focus without sedation.
Blue Cookies (Indica — 31.91% THC): A legendary, award-winning indica featuring dense, resin-coated buds with beautiful dark blue and purple hues beneath a thick crystal blanket. It releases a sweet aroma of blueberries and freshly baked cookie dough. Packing a very strong punch, it offers a sophisticated physical calm and deep evening relaxation while keeping your mental clarity perfectly intact.
Pineapple Muffin (Indica — 32.00% THC): A heavy-hitting indica selection featuring potent, aromatic buds infused with deep tropical pineapple sweetness and warm bakery undertones. It packs a powerful, long-lasting 32% THC baseline. Perfect for early evening or nighttime use, it delivers a wave of deep physical comfort while sparking a happy, creative, and focused mindset.

Why this is the ultimate standout deal:

This bundle gives you the best of both worlds by grouping top-tier Balanced Hybrids (focusing on daytime productivity, vivid colors, and creative flow) and heavy-hitting Indicas (focusing on deep body relaxation, sweet dessert flavors, and smooth nighttime wind-downs). Every strain in this vault tests at a mind-blowing ~32% THC, offering experienced connoisseurs a top-shelf stockpile of crystal-coated craft cannabis at an unbeatable price.

Specifications

Deal Name

Psychedelic Vault Overload – Elite Tri-Strain Mega Deal

Total Weight

1,344g / 48 oz / 3 Pounds

Included Strains

Cream 47, Blue Cookies & Pineapple Muffin

Selection Type

Premium Multi-Strain Bulk Flower Deal

Potency Range

31.91%–32.00% listed THC

Cream 47

50/50 Balanced Hybrid • 31.98% THC

Blue Cookies

Indica • 31.91% THC

Pineapple Muffin

Indica • 32.00% THC

Cream 47 Genetics

Cream Caramel × AK-47

Flower Profile

Dense, resinous flower with prominent crystal and trichome coverage; appearance varies by strain

Aroma Profile

Vanilla candy, earthy herbs, blueberry, cookie dough, tropical pineapple and warm bakery notes

Flavor Profile

Creamy vanilla, nutty cookies, sweet berries, baked dessert and tropical pineapple

Dominant Terpenes

Myrcene, Limonene & Caryophyllene

Effects

Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Creative, Sleepy & Hungry across the bundle

Best Time to Use

Daytime through nighttime depending on selected strain and individual tolerance

Storage

Keep each strain separately in airtight containers in a cool, dark and dry environment

Usage & Safety

Usage Instructions

Choose between Cream 47, Blue Cookies, and Pineapple Muffin according to your preferred flavor and desired experience. Cream 47 is positioned as the daytime option, offering uplifting, creative and energetic characteristics without the heavier sedation associated with the other two selections. Blue Cookies is better suited to evening relaxation, while Pineapple Muffin is positioned for early-evening or nighttime use. All three strains are listed at approximately 32% THC, so start with a small amount and allow sufficient time to assess individual effects before consuming more. For bulk storage, keep the three strains separated in airtight containers away from direct sunlight, excessive heat and moisture to help maintain their individual aroma, flavor and freshness.

Ingredients

100% cannabis flower. Included strains: Cream 47, Blue Cookies & Pineapple Muffin.

Warnings

For legal-age adult use only.
High-potency cannabis — start low and go slow.
All three selections are listed around 32% THC, so low-tolerance consumers should use additional caution.
Do not drive, operate vehicles, or use heavy machinery while impaired.
Effects can vary significantly between the three strains and between individuals.
May cause drowsiness, dizziness, dry mouth, red eyes, anxiety, increased appetite or other unwanted effects.
Keep securely stored and out of reach of children and pets.
Avoid combining cannabis with alcohol or other intoxicating substances.
- Cannabis use during pregnancy or breastfeeding is not recommended; consult a healthcare professional regarding medications or relevant health conditions. Is this conversation helpful so far?

FAQ (5)

What strains are included in the Psychedelic Vault Overload Mega Deal?

This 3-pound bundle combines Cream 47, Blue Cookies, and Pineapple Muffin. Each strain provides a different profile: Cream 47 is a balanced hybrid, while Blue Cookies and Pineapple Muffin are Indica selections. Together, they provide sweet vanilla, berry-cookie, and tropical bakery profiles in one bulk package. Uper Weed

How potent are the three strains in this deal?

All three are listed around the 32% THC range. Cream 47 contains 31.98% THC, Blue Cookies 31.91%, and Pineapple Muffin 32.00%. This makes the collection a high-potency bundle, so consumers with lower tolerance should start with a small amount.

What flavors can I expect from Cream 47, Blue Cookies, and Pineapple Muffin?

Cream 47 emphasizes creamy vanilla candy with earthy sage and nutty cookie notes. Blue Cookies brings sweet blueberries and freshly baked cookie dough, while Pineapple Muffin provides tropical pineapple sweetness with warm bakery undertones. The result is a dessert-focused assortment with three noticeably different profiles.

Which strain is better suited for daytime versus nighttime?

Cream 47 is the most daytime-oriented selection in the bundle. Its 50/50 hybrid profile is described as uplifting, creative, energetic, and focus-oriented. Blue Cookies provides deeper evening relaxation, while Pineapple Muffin is positioned for early-evening or nighttime use. Individual responses can vary according to tolerance and amount consumed.

How should I store this 3-pound multi-strain package?

Keep Cream 47, Blue Cookies, and Pineapple Muffin separately in airtight containers in a cool, dark, dry environment. Separating the strains helps maintain their individual vanilla, blueberry-cookie, and tropical-pineapple aromas while protecting the flower from excessive heat, light, air, and moisture.

Reviews (5)

5.0

★★★★★

5 reviews

Chase H.

★★★★★

Cream 47 was the biggest surprise for me. It has this creamy vanilla sweetness that is completely different from the other two. Blue Cookies has the berry and cookie profile I expected, while Pineapple Muffin is unmistakably tropical. Three pounds sounds like a lot of one thing, but having three completely different flavors keeps the rotation interesting.

Terrence M.

★★★★★

Blue Cookies was the first bag I opened and the blueberry aroma immediately stood out. Cream 47 became my earlier-session choice, while Pineapple Muffin was the one I kept for later. What I really like is that none of the three feel like variations of the same strain. Each has its own character.

Preston C.

★★★★★

The Pineapple Muffin was my favorite based on flavor alone. Really sweet tropical nose with a bakery finish that separates it from most fruit strains I've tried. Blue Cookies came second for me, and Cream 47 was the most balanced of the three. Four stars only because I'm more into Indicas personally, but the overall variety is excellent.

Jamal R.

★★★★★

I put all three into separate jars right away and you can tell them apart just by opening the lids. Cream 47 is creamy and sweet, Blue Cookies smells like berries and dough, and Pineapple Muffin goes full tropical. Blue Cookies ended up being my personal favorite, but I like having Cream 47 around when I don't want the heavier profile.

Adrian P.

★★★★★

This bundle has one of the better flavor combinations I've seen in a three-strain setup. Cream 47 brings vanilla candy, Blue Cookies has that darker berry sweetness, and Pineapple Muffin finishes the lineup with pineapple and baked-dessert notes. The strains are close in listed potency but feel very different in character, which is exactly what I wanted from a mixed bulk package.