THE GOOEY DEATH BUBBA SUPREMACY EMPIRE | 2 lbs (896 g) for $3300… β€” Uper Weed

THE GOOEY DEATH BUBBA SUPREMACY EMPIRE | 2 lbs (896 g) for $3300 COMBINATION LOCK

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πŸ”₯ Get a massive 2 lb (32oz) double-pound of Pinkman Goo & Death Bubba for $3300. Lock in Canada's stickiest resin and most legendary, hard-hitting Indica sleep strains!

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Effects
Relaxed Relaxed
Happy Happy
Sleepy Sleepy
Hungry Hungry
Terpene Profile
Myrcene
Limonene
Caryophyllene
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Key Highlights

32.98% - 41.56% πŸ§ͺ
Elite Potency Range
Engineered for heavy consumers, delivering maximum physical and therapeutic sedation.
AAAA to AAAAA+ πŸ’Ž
Connoisseur Craft Quality
A combination of Canada’s stickiest resin production and museum-quality West Coast flower.
8 - 10 Hours πŸ’€
Deep Sleep Duration
Provides profound, long-lasting body relaxation that easily handles stubborn insomnia.
70% - 80% 🌿
Indica Dominant
Heavily indica-leaning profiles focused entirely on deep comfort and evening tranquility.
Ultra-Sticky ❄️
Resin & Trichome Masters
Glistening crystal coverage and gooey resin production that easily clogs standard grinders.
Description

🏁 THE GOOEY DEATH BUBBA SUPREMACY EMPIRE | 2 lbs for $3300 COMBINATION LOCK

Unlock the ultimate bulk reserve with our Gooey Death Bubba Supremacy Empire Deal. For a limited time, secure a massive 2 lbs (32oz) double-pound of premium craft Indica for $3300. This curated combination package pairs two legendary, high-potency heavyweights known for unmatched trichome coverage, extreme stickiness, and profound relaxation.

This bulk split brings you a masterclass in Canadian cultivation and heavy Indica profiles:

  • Pinkman Goo (AAAA Grade | 32.98% THC):
  • An 80/20 Indica-dominant hybrid legendary for its ultra-sticky, supernatural resin production. These dense, grape-shaped buds explode with a sweet berry-grape flavor profile and spicy herbal undertones. It delivers a gentle cerebral lift before melting your body into deep physical comfort.
  • Death Bubba (AAAAA+ Grade | 41.56% THC): One of Canada's highest potency strains, testing at an incredible 41.56% THC. This museum-quality West Coast icon showcases dark forest green buds with purple hues completely buried under frosty white trichomes. It brings a loud, room-filling aroma of pungent musky earth and pine gas, dragging you into an undisturbed sleep that lasts through the night.

Why This Deal Stands Out:

This double-pound combo is engineered exclusively for heavy daily users, connoisseurs, and medical patients requiring top-tier therapeutic relief from severe tension, stress, or stubborn insomnia. Best reserved strictly for evening or bedtime rituals, this bundle lets you stock up on world-class craft quality while maximizing your wholesale savings.

  • Category: Indica & Heavy Indica-Dominant Hybrids (70% to 80% Indica)
  • Strength: Very Strong / Devastating Knockout Potency (32.98% - 41.56% THC)
  • Positioning: Early evening unwinding to deep nighttime sleep
  • Total Weight: 2 Full Pounds (32oz / 906 grams)
Specifications
Included Strains
Pinkman Goo (1 lb) & Death Bubba (1 lb)
Genetics
(Granddaddy Purps Γ— Grape Ape Γ— Northern Lights #5) & (Death Star Γ— Bubba Kush)
Lineage
Indica-Dominant Hybrids (70% to 80% Indica)
Grow Method
Premium Canadian Indoor Craft Cultivation
THC Content
32.98% to 41.56% (Lab Tested)
CBD Content
0.30% to 0.80%
Bud Structure
Dense, grape-shaped, and medium-to-large resinous nugs
Aroma Profile
Sweet berry-grape, pungent musky earth, crisp pine, and loud dank diesel gas
Flavour Notes
Sugary concord grape, spicy lemon pine, coffee undertones, and a rich woody finish
Total Weight
2 Full Pounds (32 oz / 906 grams total)
Usage & Safety

Usage Instructions

β€’ For Experienced Users Only: Due to the extreme 32.98% – 41.56% THC potency range, this combo bundle is not recommended for cannabis beginners or low-tolerance individuals. β€’ Dosing Guidelines: Start with 1 to 2 small puffs or a minimal amount (0.1g) to gauge comfort level before consuming more. Effects hit quickly within 1 to 5 minutes. β€’ Timing: Strictly for early evening unwinding or late-night bedtime rituals. Ensure you have 8 to 10+ hours of uninterrupted sleep time available. β€’ Consumption Methods: Can be smoked via joint, bong, or glass pipe. For optimal terpene preservation and flavor translation, vaporize at 175Β°C – 195Β°C (347Β°F – 383Β°F). β€’ Storage: Keep flowers in airtight glass containers in a cool, dark place away from heat and moisture to protect the thick trichome layers and gooey resin.

Ingredients

100% Premium Canadian Cannabis Flower (16oz Pinkman Goo, 16oz Death Bubba), No Additives

Warnings

  • β€’ FOR ADULTS 19+ ONLY. Keep securely out of reach of children and pets.
  • β€’ EXTREME POTENCY WARNING: Features knockout strength levels up to 41.56% THC that will heavily impair daytime functioning.
  • β€’ HEAVY SEDATION: Causes intense drowsiness, couch-lock, and heavy physical relaxation. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery for at least 12 hours after use.
  • β€’ MUNCHIES EFFECT: Strong appetite stimulation is common; prepare food in advance.
  • β€’ May cause dry mouth and dry eyes. Stay well hydrated before, during, and after use.
  • May intensify anxiety or paranoia in sensitive individuals if over-consumed. Dose carefully.
  • β€’ Consult a healthcare provider before use if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medications, or have a heart condition.
FAQ (5)
What is included in the $3300 Gooey Death Bubba Supremacy Empire Deal?
This premium bulk split package includes a massive 2 full pounds (32 oz / 906 grams total) of ultra-premium cannabis flower. It is split evenly into 1 pound of Pinkman Goo (AAAA Grade | 32.98% THC) and 1 pound of Death Bubba (AAAAA+ Grade | 41.56% THC).
What makes the flower in this double-pound combo unique?
This combination showcases the absolute pinnacle of Canadian indoor craft cultivation. Pinkman Goo is world-renowned for its supernatural, ultra-sticky resin production and sugary grape profile. Death Bubba is a legendary, museum-quality West Coast powerhouse featuring heavy white crystal trichomes and an intense musky pine gas aroma.
Why is this package sub-titled "Combination Lock"?
The name signifies locking in maximum wholesale savings on Canada's heaviest, stickiest indica-dominant hybrid reserves. Due to the elite potency and extreme resin layers that can instantly lock up cheap plastic grinders, this bundle serves as a secure, long-lasting personal reserve for high-tolerance consumers.
Is this bulk package suitable for medical patients?
Yes. The extreme potency range (32.98% to 41.56% THC) provides powerful, long-lasting therapeutic relief. It is heavily favored by medical users managing severe physical tension, deep chronic stress, or treatment-resistant nighttime ailments.
When is the best time of day to utilize these strains?
Both selections are strictly engineered for early evening unwinding to deep nighttime sleep. Because they produce heavy sedation, full-body couch-lock, and up to 10+ hours of undisturbed rest, daytime use is highly discouraged as it will heavily impair functioning.
Reviews (5)
4.8
★★★★★
5 reviews
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Elijah V.
★★★★☆
An absolute empire of gas. I split this double-pound with a colleague, and we are both completely floored by the quality. The Pinkman Goo is so resinous that it actually feels like it’s weeping sap, tasting like a deep, sugary grape dessert. But the real monster is the Death Bubbaβ€”it tests at over 41% THC, and it completely bypasses my high tolerance within a few hits, throwing me straight into a 9-hour slumber. For $3300, securing this level of craft bulk is an undeniable steal.
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Clara H.
★★★★★
I order wholesale quantities regularly for therapeutic use, and this package is pure museum quality. The Death Bubba has gorgeous dark purple undertones underneath an absolute blizzard of sandy white crystals. It completely eases my nerve tension and knocks out my persistent sleep issues like clockwork. The Pinkman Goo offers a beautiful, slightly lighter euphoric transition before the heavy body sedation takes over.
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Austin M.
★★★★★
This is top-shelf West Coast perfection. The aromatic presence alone is room-filling; opening the jar of Death Bubba lets loose a loud wave of musky pine, damp earth, and clean fuel. Every single nug across both pounds arrives dense, flawlessly trimmed, and sticky enough to ruin any regular grinder. Smoking is incredibly smooth with a distinct woody and coffee-like finish on the palate.
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Liam S.
★★★★★
You must treat these strains with serious respect because the sedation is total gravity. The Pinkman Goo provides a lovely, relaxed mental clarity at first, which makes it perfect for zoning out after a stressful shift. Soon after, you are entirely locked into your furniture. The delivery was incredibly fast and arrived in thick, smell-proof packaging. If you have the budget, just buy the 2-lb lot and save yourself the trip.
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Hannah D.
★★★★★
Unbelievably potent Indica flowers. The flavor profile on the Pinkman Goo is outstandingβ€”tasting exactly like fresh concord grapes mixed with a warm herbal spice. Death Bubba is a true one-hit knockout that keeps me asleep straight through the night without any nightmares. I am only giving 4 stars because the intense appetite stimulation caught me entirely off guard, so make sure your kitchen is fully stocked before diving into this stash!

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