THE INTERSTELLAR ASTRO-GALAXY COSMIC OVERLOAD! [ 16oz: 700 ] — Uper Weed

THE INTERSTELLAR ASTRO-GALAXY COSMIC OVERLOAD! [ 16oz: 700 ]

★★★★★ 5.0 • 5 reviews
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Description

The ultimate 16oz bulk payload! Get a massive full pound of pre-selected cosmic heat featuring Pistachios Gelato, Cookies & Cream, Pink Galaxy, and Astro Chimp in one heavy-hitting pack.

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Effects
Relaxed Relaxed
Happy Happy
Euphoric Euphoric
Creative Creative
Sleepy Sleepy
Hungry Hungry
Calm Calm
Terpene Profile
Myrcene
Limonene
Caryophyllene
Linalool
Pinene
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Key Highlights

32.00% Max THC
Ultra-potent varieties providing robust effects across the entire bundle.
Hybrid & Indica Balance
A fixed lineup combining balanced dessert hybrids, heavy landrace indicas, and exotic formats.
Diverse Flavour Profile
Notes ranging from nutty pistachio gelato and sweet vanilla cookie dough to sharp pine skunk and tropical fuel.
Versatile Effects
Options for daytime creative focus, social flow states, or profound full-body evening relaxation.
Cali Brick Format
Features tightly compressed, terpene-rich compressed flower selections that break down into exceptionally fresh, sticky nugs.
Description

THE INTERSTELLAR ASTRO-GALAXY COSMIC OVERLOAD! — Premium Full Pound Combo Pack

About This Bundle:

Launch your stash into deep space with a massive full-pound bulk payload engineered for enthusiasts looking to secure a diverse collection in one go. Featuring a pre-set lineup of Pistachios Gelato, Cookies & Cream, Pink Galaxy, and Astro Chimp, this 16-ounce package stands out by delivering incredible volume and maximum wholesale savings. It offers a premium combination of elite dessert profiles, heavy landrace strains, and exotic Cali brick formats.

Visual & Terpene Profile:

This otherworldly lineup showcases exceptional bag appeal alongside an absolute overload of rich, distinct aromas:

  • Pistachios Gelato: Dense, resinous flowers glistening with crystalline trichomes, sporting purple undertones and bright orange hairs, bursting with an authentic nutty pistachio and sweet vanilla cream profile.
  • Cookies & Cream: A visual masterpiece featuring deep forest greens contrasting against rich purple undertones, throwing off notes of sweet vanilla cookie dough and a toasted nut fragrance.
  • Pink Galaxy: Rock-hard, heavily frosted buds peeking through with subtle pink hues, throwing down a pure, robust old-school aroma of sweet pine needles and pungent skunk.
  • Astro Chimp: Beautifully dense, sticky nugs broken out of a compressed Cali brick format, locking in a loud, funky terpene explosion of tropical mango and pineapple cut with sharp diesel.

The Experience:

Testing at a highly potent 26% to 32% THC, this cosmic collection offers complete 360-degree coverage for daytime, anytime, or nighttime setups. Enjoy the bright, balanced mental clarity and creative functional energy of Pistachios Gelato, Cookies & Cream, and Astro Chimp during social afternoons or focused projects. When the day comes to a close, shift over to the heavy landrace weight of Pink Galaxy to let the body-melting relaxation quiet your mind and ease you into deep evening tranquility.

Specifications
Genetics
Fixed bundle featuring Pistachios Gelato, Cookies & Cream, Pink Galaxy, and Astro Chimp
Strain Composition
Balanced Hybrids, Indica-Dominant, and Landrace Indica Varieties
Grow Method & Origin
Premium Indoor Cultivation, Canadian Craft Cannabis
Appearance & Aroma
Dense, resinous flowers and compressed brick formats showing vibrant forest greens, purple undertones, and caked crystal coatings; profiles carry sweet vanilla cream, nutty dough, old-school pine skunk, and pungent tropical diesel notes.
Usage & Safety

Usage Instructions

Grind flower evenly and start with 1–2 small inhalations due to the 32.00% max THC potency, waiting 15–20 minutes to assess tolerance. Match strains to your schedule (daytime focus for hybrids, evening relaxation for heavy indicas), break down compressed brick formats only as needed, and store in an airtight container away from light, heat, and moisture.

Ingredients

100% Premium Cannabis Flower (Set Bundle Selection)

Warnings

  • High Potency: 32.00% max THC level; consume with caution and start slow.
  • Intense Sedation: May cause heavy drowsiness and deep muscle relaxation.
  • Safety Precautions: Do not drive, operate vehicles, or control heavy machinery after consumption.
  • Access Restrictions: Keep strictly out of reach of children, minors, and companion pets.
  • Health Advisory: May increase heart rate or anxiety in sensitive individuals; consult a physician if you have pre-existing cardiovascular conditions.
  • Pregnancy Warning: Pregnant or nursing individuals must not use cannabis products.
FAQ (5)
What is included in The Interstellar Astro-Galaxy Cosmic Overload bundle?
This massive full-pound bulk payload features a pre-selected fixed lineup of four cosmic strains: Pistachios Gelato, Cookies & Cream, Pink Galaxy, and Astro Chimp.
What is the weight and price configuration for this combo pack?
This ultimate stock-up package is locked at a premium wholesale price of $700.00 for a full Full Pound (16 Oz) of indoor craft flower and premium Cali brick formats.
How potent are the strains featured in this Cosmic Overload bundle?
The strains in this bundle are exceptionally heavy-hitting, testing at a potent range from 26% up to 32% THC. Due to the high cannabinoid density, it is highly recommended to start low and go slow.
How should I structure my consumption routine across these strains?
This pack provides complete 360-degree coverage. Use the balanced mental clarity of Pistachios Gelato, Cookies & Cream, and the exotic tropical fuel of Astro Chimp for daytime focus, social flows, or creative sessions. Reserve the heavy landrace power of Pink Galaxy for late evenings to induce profound relaxation and deep sleep.
What specific format does this bundle highlight?
Aside from traditional indoor-grown flower, this payload features selections in the premium Cali Brick format (like Astro Chimp). This tightly compressed, terpene-rich format seals in a loud explosion of flavors that breaks down into exceptionally fresh, sticky nugs.
Reviews (5)
5.0
★★★★★
5 reviews
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Austin Vance
★★★★★
Getting a full pound of this quality for 700 bucks is an absolute game-changer. Pistachios Gelato is a complete work of art—the nutty flavor profile mixed with vanilla cream tastes like a high-end dessert. It gives an awesome initial cerebral burst that keeps me highly functional and creative during the day. The whole payload arrived beautifully packed, totally vacuum-sealed, and completely odorless.
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Mackenzie R.
★★★★★
The Cali brick format on the Astro Chimp completely blew my mind. When you break it apart, it releases this insanely loud, funky explosion of mango and diesel gas that fills the entire room. It burns perfectly clean with pure white ash. Buying in bulk usually means sacrificing quality, but every single strain in this payload looks, smells, and feels like top-shelf craft cannabis.
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Logan F.
★★★★★
Pink Galaxy is an absolute trainwreck of an indica—in the best way possible. I took a few hits from my bong before bed and it immediately shut off my brain and melted all the muscle tightness in my back from construction work. It's pure, heavy, old-school pine and skunk. This combo pack easily saves me hundreds of dollars compared to buying individual ounces at local legal dispensaries.
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Sierra B.
★★★★★
We split this massive cosmic pack among three friends for our spring break trip and everyone was deeply impressed. Cookies & Cream has a spectacular vanilla cookie dough nose and delivers a super smooth, happy, and talkative high that’s perfect for social afternoons. Uper Weed’s delivery windows to our door in Ottawa are consistently lightning fast.
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Kai Tanaka
★★★★★
Outstanding selection of top-tier Canadian genetics. The bud structure on the Pistachios Gelato and Cookies & Cream features gorgeous deep purple undertones heavily frosted in a thick crystal blanket. The high THC percentage is very apparent across the entire lineup, so definitely follow the warning labels and take it slow if you have a low tolerance. Will absolutely reorder next month.

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