The Unwakable Coma Mix: 4 Ounces of the Strongest Indicas on Earth for $550!

Name: The Unwakable Coma Mix: 4 Ounces of the Strongest Indicas on Earth for $550!
Brand: Uper Weed
SKU: UW-2492
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Description

4oz of premium Indicas for $550! Includes Mike Tyson K.O, Death Bubba, Blue Petrol & Death Tuna. Dense buds with heavy aromas, crafted for ultimate nighttime relaxation.

Effects

Relaxed

Sleepy

Hungry

Calm

Terpene Profile

Myrcene

Limonene

Caryophyllene

Pinene

Key Highlights

Maximum Potency Drop

Features strains boasting massive profiles ranging from 28% to 41.56% THC—offering some of the highest potency levels available on the market.

4-in-1 Premium Indica Flight

Experience four top-tier, highly sought-after varieties in a single bundle: Mike Tyson K.O, Death Bubba, Blue Petrol, and Death Tuna.

Unbeatable Bulk Value

Get a full Quarter Pound (4 Ounces / 112 Grams) of premium craft and imported California genetics for just $550.

Cali Brick & Craft Curing

Every flower in this mix undergoes traditional brick compression or a premium indoor slow-curing process to preserve stickiness, freshness, and rich terpene profiles.

The Ultimate 8–10 Hour Sedation

Engineered for a heavy, grounding "couch-lock" effect that transitions smoothly into long, deep, undisturbed rest.

Description

The Unwakable Coma Mix: 4 Ounces of the Strongest Indicas on Earth for $550!

Are you looking for deep relaxation and the ultimate nighttime rest? Crafted specifically for connoisseurs of true indica qualities, this heavy-hitting bundle delivers four ounces of the market's most renowned pure Indica and Indica-dominant strains.

What is included in this mix?

🌙 Mike Tyson K.O: A powerful Indica landrace hybrid. Its dense, purple-green buds release a dominant aroma of diesel, sharp pine, and earthy kush—ideal for locking in your nighttime routine.
🌙 Death Bubba: A legendary strain completely covered in thick, frosty trichomes over deep purple nugs. It features a rich, pungent flavor profile of spicy lemon pine and earthy coffee built for long-lasting chill.
🌙 Blue Petrol: A standout variant known for its heavy gas and sweet berry aroma. These sticky, resinous buds deliver a deep, body-focused calm that melts away the day's physical tension.
🌙 Death Tuna: Boasting massive, highly resinous bud structures. It is packed with a loud, pungent profile of diesel fuel, pine, and skunk, making it the perfect choice to unwind after an exhausting day.

Product & Quality Features:

Every single strain included in this bundle is sourced from premium indoor cultivation to ensure maximum terpene retention, dense bud structure, and beautiful bag appeal. Each package brings the precise, hard-hitting characteristics that true Indica lovers look for.

Positioning:

Category: Pure Indica / Heavy Indica-Dominant Hybrids
Strength: Very Strong
Aroma & Flavor: Gas, Earthy, Sweet Berry, Spicy Pine, and Diesel
Time of Day: Strictly Nighttime / Deep Rest

Specifications

Product Name

The Unwakable Coma Mix

Total Weight

4 Ounces (1 Quarter Pound / 112 Grams)

Price

$550.00

Type (Lineage)

100% Pure Indica / Indica-Dominant Hybrid

THC Range

28.00% to 41.56%

CBD Range

Low (~0.30% - 0.80%)

Cultivation Method

Indoor Craft Cultivation / Hydroponic Climate-Controlled

Appearance & Texture

Dense, deep purple and dark green buds heavily frosted in thick, shimmering white crystal trichomes; extremely sticky to the touch.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Pungent fuel/diesel, pine, earthy kush, and skunk notes balanced by subtle undertones of sweet berry and rich coffee.

Usage & Safety

Usage Instructions

This is a high-potency, Indica-dominant product recommended for experienced consumers. Start with a small amount (0.1g - 0.25g) if trying for the first time. Best consumed in the evening or before bed due to strong sedative effects. Ideal consumption methods include smoking (joint, bong, pipe) or vaporizing at 180-200°C. Allow 15-20 minutes to feel full effects before consuming more. Not recommended for daytime use or activities requiring focus. Store in an airtight container away from light and heat to maintain freshness and potency.

Ingredients

100% pure cannabis flower, no additives or fillers.

Warnings

High THC content (28.00% - 41.56%) – not suitable for beginners or those with a low tolerance.
Strong sedative effects – do not drive or operate machinery after use.
May cause dry mouth, red eyes, increased appetite, and drowsiness.
Consult a healthcare provider if pregnant, nursing, or taking medication.
Keep out of reach of children and pets.
For adult use only (19+ in Canada / 21+ depending on local jurisdiction).
May intensify anxiety in sensitive individuals – start with very small doses.

FAQ (5)

What effects can I expect from The Unwakable Coma Mix?

This powerful indica blend is designed to deliver deep relaxation and sedation, with users commonly reporting feeling relaxed, sleepy, hungry, and calm. It's specifically crafted for those seeking the ultimate nighttime rest and heavy-hitting indica qualities. The strong sedative effects make this an ideal choice for evening use when you're ready to unwind completely and prepare for deep sleep.

What does The Unwakable Coma Mix taste and smell like?

The terpene profile features Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Pinene, creating a complex aromatic experience. You can expect earthy, musky notes from the Myrcene (which also enhances the sedative effects), citrus brightness from Limonene, spicy pepper undertones from Caryophyllene, and fresh pine accents from Pinene. This combination delivers a rich, full-bodied flavour that indica enthusiasts will appreciate.

How much product do I get and what's the value?

You receive a full 4 ounces (113 grams) of premium indica flower for $550, which breaks down to approximately $137.50 per ounce. This bulk offering is designed for connoisseurs and regular users who want to stock up on the strongest indica strains available while getting excellent value. The generous quantity ensures you'll have a reliable supply of heavy-hitting nighttime medicine.

When is the best time to use The Unwakable Coma Mix?

Given its powerful sedative effects and the specific feelings of sleepiness and deep relaxation it produces, this product is best reserved for evening and nighttime use. It's ideal for unwinding after a long day, preparing for bedtime, or occasions when you have no responsibilities and can fully relax. Avoid using this during the day or before activities requiring alertness, as the strong indica properties are designed to promote rest and calm.

How should I store 4 ounces of cannabis flower to maintain freshness?

With a larger quantity like 4 ounces, proper storage is essential to preserve potency, terpene profile, and effects. Store your flower in airtight glass jars in a cool, dark, and dry place away from direct sunlight and humidity. Consider dividing the product into smaller containers so you only expose what you're currently using to air, while keeping the rest sealed. Properly stored, your Unwakable Coma Mix will maintain its powerful sedative qualities and rich terpene flavours for months.

Reviews (6)

4.8

★★★★★

6 reviews

Harpreet K.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

This mix is absolutely no joke. I've been dealing with chronic insomnia for years and nothing has worked like this. The myrcene content is clearly doing its job because I'm out within 30 minutes of vaping. Got a nice variety in the 4oz which keeps things interesting, but they all deliver that heavy couch-lock you'd expect. Worth every penny of the $550.

Marcus D.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

Been smoking for 15+ years and these indicas hit different. The caryophyllene gives it a nice spicy kick on the exhale, and the effects are exactly as advertised - deeply relaxing and sedating. I use it for pain management after my workouts and it knocks me out better than any prescription sleep aid. The munchies are REAL though, fair warning!

Yuki M.

Verified Purchase

★★★★☆

Very potent flower, definitely lives up to the 'strongest indicas' claim. The calm feeling washes over you gradually, then suddenly you realize you can't move from the couch. Great for weekend use but maybe too strong for a weeknight if you have morning responsibilities. The limonene comes through nicely with a citrus undertone that I appreciate.

Fatima R.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

My husband and I split this 4oz and it's lasted us almost two months using it nightly. The value is incredible compared to buying premium indicas separately. Every strain in the mix produces that sleepy, hungry, relaxed trifecta. Perfect for my anxiety and his back pain. We both sleep through the night now without waking up.

Dimitri V.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

Strong stuff, maybe too strong for my tolerance. One bowl and I'm completely useless for the next 4 hours. Effects are legit - very sedating and calming - but I wish I had started with a smaller amount to test it first. The pinene gives it an earthy, pine taste that's pleasant enough. If you're a heavy user looking for serious knockout power, this is your product.

Jasmine L.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

As a medical user with fibromyalgia, this Unwakable Coma Mix has been life-changing. The indica profile targets all my symptoms - pain relief, muscle relaxation, and finally getting restorative sleep. The terpene blend creates this perfect entourage effect. Yes, you'll raid your fridge, but small price to pay for waking up without pain. Best bulk deal I've found.