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AAAAA+ Craft Cannabis
Craft cannabis means small batches, and small batches mean what they say. These lots come from growers running rooms rather than warehouses, hand-trimmed and slow-cured, and when a batch is gone it is gone. Stock rotates often, so the selection today will not be the same next month. Expect intact bud structure, loud terpene profiles and pricing that reflects the…
Pink Kerosene
$50.00 — $560.00
Ultra-premium 38% THC indica-dominant hybrid with explosive fuel flavour and powerful sedative effects for experienced users.
Moon Meltdown
$55.00 — $600.00
Record-breaking 44.13% THC balanced hybrid with unique arousing effects and spicy menthol flavour profile.
Pink Fallout LSO
$60.00 — $600.00
AAAAA+ indica with 40.11% THC. Light Stress Only cultivation, California brick curing. Pungent pink gas, candy-sweet berries, devastating...
Super Goo
$75.00 — $850.00
Ultra-premium 40% THC AAAAA+ California hybrid in authentic Cali Brick format - exotic fruity dank flavor with euphorically strong full-b...
Alaskan Thunder Fuck
$75.00 — $850.00
Legendary 40% THC sativa from Alaska's Matanuska Valley. Premium Cali Brick format with intense pine-lemon-menthol flavor and euphoric en...
Rose Killer
$75.00 — $850.00
Ultra-premium 40% THC indica-dominant hybrid with exotic wildflower rose and sweet lemon flavor. Expansive calm melts into deep, restorat...
Blueberry Shortcake AAAA+
$400.00 — $750.00
Premium indica-dominant hybrid (34.92% THC) with authentic blueberry shortcake flavor and powerful therapeutic effects. Perfect for pain ...
BC Godfather Bomb AAAA+
$400.00 — $1,450.00
Premium BC indica (33.17% THC) with explosive euphoria-to-sedation effects, rich grape flavor, and legendary Godfather OG genetics.
Forbidden Diesel
$90.00 — $500.00
Ultra-premium 44.36% THC indica from California. Devastating diesel power in authentic Cali Bricks format with same-day Ottawa delivery.
Your First Love
$90.00 — $500.00
Ultra-premium 45.11% THC indica delivering unforgettable euphoric bliss and profound relaxation with sweet vanilla berry flavor.
Mike Tyson K.O
$70.00 — $450.00
Ultra-premium indica hybrid at 44.2% THC – Championship knockout power for severe pain, insomnia, and experienced users only.
Animal Tsunami
$400.00
Premium indica hybrid (34.52% THC) with sweet caramel-nutty flavor, purple buds, and deeply relaxing euphoric effects. AAAA+ quality.
Dessert Runtz
$90.00 — $2,100.00
California import Indica hybrid with 43.20% THC, creamy vanilla flavour, and intense sedative effects for experienced users.
Pink Blood
$55.00 — $600.00
Pink Blood (34.64% THC) is an indica-dominant hybrid with loud Chemdawg gas, sour citrus flavour, and deep body relaxation for experience...
Blue Dragon
$50.00 — $450.00
Premium Indica hybrid with 35.20% THC. Blueberry x Sour Diesel. Sweet berry meets diesel gas with stunning bluish-purple hues.
Black Ghost OG
$45.00 — $140.00
Ultra-potent 36.28% THC indica with sweet strawberry candy flavour, delivering deep relaxation while maintaining mental clarity and funct...
Death Row OG
$190.00 — $2,300.00
Legendary 34.12% THC Indica with intense gas aroma, frosty buds, and powerful full-body relaxation for experienced users.
Black Runtz
$70.00 — $450.00
Legendary AAAAA+ exotic indica at 40.18% THC. Candy-sweet tropical flavour, devastating knockout effects. Ottawa's strongest Runtz.
Tom Ford Pink Kush
$90.00 — $1,200.00
Legendary AAAAA+ indica at 33.68% THC. Designer-grade Pink Kush phenotype with devastating sedation and luxury bag appeal.
Greasy Pink
$90.00 — $400.00
Legendary AAAAA+ indica (32.49% THC) with pungent gas aroma, sticky resinous buds, and heavy sedative effects perfect for deep relaxation.
Island Death
$190.00 — $2,300.00
Potent indica hybrid with 42.61% THC, delivering deep relaxation with rich diesel and earthy notes. Perfect for evening unwinding.
Astro Queen
$280.00 — $2,500.00
Ultra-potent 44.62% THC indica-dominant hybrid with minty diesel flavour and deep euphoric body calm. Perfect for evening wind-down.
Buy AAAAA+ Craft Cannabis in Canada
AAAAA+ craft cannabis is the top of our menu — the best flower Uper Weed carries, grown in small batches by Canada's finest craft cultivators. Buy it online for same-day delivery across Ottawa and Gatineau, or discreet mail order coast to coast. Every gram is hand-trimmed, slow-cured, and lab-tested, so what you order is exactly what lands at your door: dense, frosty, and loaded with flavour.
What Makes It AAAAA+
The five-A-plus grade is reserved for a small slice of the harvest. These are the standout batches — perfect structure, heavy trichome coverage, rich terpene-packed aromas, and high THC. Craft growers keep their runs small and hand-finish every bud, which is why this top shelf weed looks, smells, and smokes a cut above everything else. If you want the very best, this is where five star weed lives.
Exotic Craft Flower & Rare Genetics
Our AAAAA craft menu leans into rare and exotic genetics — gassy, fruity, and dessert-style strains you will not find on most menus. Flavours are bold and true to the strain, and effects tend to hit hard thanks to those high THC numbers. Every product page lists strain type, THC percentage, and effects so you can pick with confidence. Want a step down in price without losing quality? Compare with our AAAA weed.
Explore by Grade & Type
Not sure which tier fits your budget? Browse the full ladder from value to top shelf, and shop by indica, sativa, or hybrid under our complete flower menu. Craft cannabis pairs perfectly with a fresh set of gas strains if you love a pungent, fuel-forward smoke.
Craft Cannabis Delivery Across Ottawa, Gatineau & the Region
We deliver AAAAA+ flower throughout the capital region — Ottawa, Gatineau, Kanata, Nepean, Barrhaven, Orléans, Vanier, and Stittsville — plus Cornwall. In these areas most same-day orders arrive in 30 to 90 minutes, handed off by our own drivers in odour-proof packaging. Everywhere else in Canada, our mail order service ships sealed and fully tracked, usually within one to three business days.
Order Craft Cannabis Online
Local delivery is free on orders over $100, Canada-wide shipping is free over $150, and new customers get $5 off their first order. You must be 19+ (21+ in Quebec) with valid photo ID. Ready to buy AAAAA+ craft cannabis in Canada? Browse the craft menu above or text 613-614-9596 — your order is on its way.
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